Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds You

Think your dog “doesn’t mean it” when they chomp down on your fingers like a fresh snack? Please. Stop pretending it’s cute. Sir Clyde Sniffalot — internationally adored dogfluencer and behavioural icon — brings you the definitive guide to ending the chewing, nibbling, gnawing and full-scale finger assaults your dog keeps inflicting on you.

✔️ The exact difference between teething, play-biting and “I’m overwhelmed and about to eat your hand” energy
✔️ Clyde’s Bite Behaviour Audit — identify why your dog is biting so you can fix it
✔️ Step-by-step correction techniques that actually work (and won’t turn your dog into a nervous wreck)
✔️ Proper redirection strategies so your dog chews toys, not your limbs
✔️ Scripts for what to do in the moment — even if you're panicking
✔️ A “Never Do This” section exposing the behaviours that make biting worse
✔️ Puppy vs adult dog protocols — tailored guidance for every age
✔️ Calm-handling tips for overstimulation, zoomies and meltdown moments
✔️ Progress tracking sheets so you can actually see improvement instead of praying for it

Stop letting your dog decide how many layers of skin you get to keep.