Store Policy

Privacy Policy

At Sir Clyde Sniffalot, we respect your privacy — unlike your neighbour Sharon who overshares every dog detail online.

We collect personal information such as your name, email address, and payment details solely for:

• Processing purchases

• Sending updates about your orders

• Emailing you about new digital products, freebies, and promotions (unsubscribe anytime)

We never sell or share your personal data with third parties. All your information is stored securely using industry-standard encryption.

Cookies are used to improve your browsing experience, remember your preferences, and help us understand what content you love — no creepy stuff.

Terms & Conditions

By purchasing or using any digital products from [Your Website Name], you agree to the following:

1. Digital Products Only: All products are downloadable PDFs, guides, or digital resources. No physical items will be shipped.

2. Usage: Products are for personal use only. You may not redistribute, resell, or claim as your own.

3. Download Availability: All purchased products are available for download for 7 days from the date of purchase. After 7 days, the download link expires.

4. Content Accuracy: We aim for the utmost accuracy and usefulness, but dogs are unpredictable, humans even more so. We are not liable for any consequences from following our advice.

5. Intellectual Property: All content, graphics, and copy are owned by Sir Clyde Sniffalot. Admire it, but don’t steal it.

6. Updates: We may update products periodically. Purchasers will get notifications for major updates.

Refund Policy

Digital products are non-refundable, because once they’re downloaded, there’s no way to “return” them — much like a mischievous dog stealing your slippers.

If you encounter technical issues (download errors, broken links, corrupted files), please contact us within 14 days and we’ll provide a working copy.

Disclaimer

Products are intended for educational and entertainment purposes. Advice is based on experience, research, and observation — not veterinary guidance. Results may vary depending on your dog, environment, and consistency. Always consult your vet for serious behavioural, health, or medical concerns.

Contact Us

Questions? Concerns? Dog disasters that need managing? Email us at: hello@sirclydesniffalot.store

We’ll respond faster than a Greyhound chasing a tennis ball — usually within 48 hours.