Surviving Puppyhood

Puppies are adorable… until they shred your furniture, ignore you completely, and turn your life into utter chaos. Sir Clyde Sniffalot is here to help you survive the madness with practical, no-nonsense guidance.

✔ House-training made simple – Potty training strategies that actually work.
✔ Crate training for peace of mind – Teach your puppy that their crate is safe, not scary.
✔ Basic obedience commands – Sit, stay, come, and more, without losing your temper.
✔ Chewing, biting, and destructive behaviour solutions – Protect your home and your sanity.
✔ Socialisation techniques for confident puppies – Introduce your pup to people, dogs, and new environments safely.
✔ Establishing routines that stick – Feeding, sleeping, and play schedules for a balanced pup.
✔ Handling separation anxiety from the start – Reduce stress for both puppy and human.
✔ Tips for building a lifelong bond – Raise a happy, obedient, and well-adjusted dog.

Turn the chaos of puppyhood into a structured, manageable, and surprisingly enjoyable experience — and finally survive those first few months without losing your mind.